Extra! Extra! Recent light blogging gives way to future light blogging!

I'm too busy for even this post, but I want to blog about so many things:

• The amazing class I had before thanksgiving break on Sarah Kane's brutal play, Blasted
  
• The batch of papers in my drama class, which are fun, funky, and funny, not always intentionally
• Some stuff about conferences and being depressed about career trajectories
• A promised post about how different publication venues are valued differently
• Some posts on being on a job search committee, including the timing problem and the problem of a humane rejection letter
• How I'm working hard not to gain back weight, but not hard enough
• College football mania
  
• All I want for Christmas.

Perhaps you can write these posts for me, email me these posts, and I will post them as my own! Buwahahahaha!